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"Day time telly is
boring" said Stan, "But not as boring as them git
faced politicians! Cor, I'll be glad when we've 'ad this election,
do you know that? I'd rather watch Murder She Wrote
and that's tough! Hung parliament? Yer, hang the bleedin' lot of 'em! Floating voters? Floaters is 'ealthy..
It keeps 'em on their toes."
Being a Basildon Man of the more mature
variety, BBC reporters knew exactly where to come for the
big picture on local issues and a round up of the local pre
election feeling in Bazzo.
"Whoever ya fancy.. and lets face it they're all a bit
'same old, same old' aint they.. well, it's important to ha ve your vote
though." Continued Stan, "Me and my old mates darn the legion risked our lives
in the war so that you lot could have the right to stay at
home and check out Tricia Goddards latest wig. Ah.. but at least we can
celebrate St.Georges again, without having all that
politically erect shame forced upon us. We're British and
Bazzo and proud.. yer! And follow their lead I say.. it's
every Englishman's duty to fiddle the expenses from time to
time.. they have, still do and will do. I ask ya.. Duck
houses.. I've got one thing to say to that duck mad MP..
Orange sauce mate.. Orange bleedin' sauce! Yer.. Bloody
houses for ducks when we've got thousands homeless. We
should 'av shut him in his duck house and let his mansion
out to the homeless."
When asked what he would like to see from
this election Stan said "Free bouncy zimmers for us old'uns..
and they should introduce Viagra Friday.. every little 'elps
y'know." Stan's
BBC London interview will be broadcast next Wednesday 5th
May.. probably around 6:30pm, as part of a Basildon election
special feature. If you don't get
BBC London.. Move!
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